Dev blog

Building ChonkBlocker

Notes from the workshop — how the game is built, how the backend holds together, and the odd bit of desktop ricing. Opinionated, occasional, and written by the people making it.

Mac App Store: Approved

ChonkBlocker 1.0 has cleared App Review. Here is how the Java game became a universal, sandboxed Mac app with native Apple sign-in, StoreKit 2, Keychain, and a bundled JBR.

We Made a ChonkBlocker Theme for Omarchy

Linux is a first-class platform for us, so we skinned a whole Hyprland desktop in the game's arcade palette — navy, amber, and eight 4K synthwave wallpapers.